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would naming my first born son after my favourite disney character be a bad idea?

or would people just always think of a circus elephant that can fly when they heard his name? There’s nothing wrong with naming a child after a Disney character … my only issue with this particular name is that it … Continue reading

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What was the name of Samuel’s first born son Joel or Vashni?

1 Samuel 8:2 Now the name of his [Samuel's] firstborn son was Joel. 1 Chronicles 6:28 And the sons of Samuel; the firstborn Vashni http://kingjbible.com/1_chronicles/6.htm So yours is the ‘only’ translation is it? I think it was Sam Jr. After … Continue reading

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So I want to name my first born son after my dad which is Terry?

But for the life of my i can’t think of a first name, i want terry to be the middle name! Any one know of any good ones? Elijah Terry Josiah Terry Isaiah Terry Isaac Terry Andrew Terry Jackson Terry … Continue reading

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Is it common for bald headed tribal warriors to disown their first born son?

Especially if the son rejects the shaven headed tradition of the tribe. Would this justify the son being tomahawked? I am Joshua Mbngo Dmbungo TONGUE-CLICK Jnr. Jnr. All I can speak from is personal experience. As a proud warrior tribesman … Continue reading

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What are the pros and cons of naming your first born son…Tard?

Pro’s : Well there Aren’t any ! Con’s: He’s Obese and his first name is LARD last name TARD ! Need I really say more ! You name him after your Great Uncle LEO ! Kids make fun and call … Continue reading

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According to the rules of primogeniture, the first born son _______?

Fill in the blank has the right to inherit the entire estate http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primogeniture

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If I change my last name to Christ and named my first born son Jesus H. would that make me God?

@ Dr. Who then why do people say Jesus H. Christ when they are mad. yes, but, you will also need to learn card tricks.

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Since the Yahoo Community picked a best answer for me should I let the pick the name of my first born son?

As long as you’re taking a hands-off approach to everything, we can do the inseminating for you too.

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Why the first born son?

When people "make a deal" with the devil, why do they give up their first born son? why isn’t it just the first born child? or first born daughter? I don’t wanna make any deals with the man down stairs. … Continue reading

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There is a thunderstorm going on, do I sacrifice my first born or first born son?

there is always some….uh…gender changing that could be done hehehe

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