What are the pros and cons of naming your first born son…Tard?


Pro’s : Well there Aren’t any !
Con’s: He’s Obese and his first name is LARD last name TARD ! Need I really say more !
You name him after your Great Uncle LEO ! Kids make fun and call him LEO TARD !
Last but NOT LEAST , He wears PIGTAILS and his name is TARD ! His life is over, he may as well commit himself to a life of Celibacy ! There’s No hope for the Kid !

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7 Responses to What are the pros and cons of naming your first born son…Tard?

  1. Ruby the Bipolarbear says:

    s…shaycarl?
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  2. says:

    Pros:

    …no clue…

    Cons:

    He will be called REtard in school?
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    xD "Tard"

  3. Samantha is CLOSER TO THE EDGE says:

    thats not his real name, they call them by those names to protect their "identities", you know…just to be safer because their lives are on the internet
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  4. guy u dont know says:

    pros he will have a unique name

    con he will be named Tard
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  5. D says:

    Pros: nothing

    Cons: Mentally scarred for the rest of his/her life
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  6. Colton says:

    Pros: He won’t have to be made fun of, just call him by his name.
    Cons: He will be a retardo.
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  7. ?~ BELL?LA ~? says:

    Pro’s : Well there Aren’t any !
    Con’s: He’s Obese and his first name is LARD last name TARD ! Need I really say more !
    You name him after your Great Uncle LEO ! Kids make fun and call him LEO TARD !
    Last but NOT LEAST , He wears PIGTAILS and his name is TARD ! His life is over, he may as well commit himself to a life of Celibacy ! There’s No hope for the Kid !
    References :

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